Adapted from a poem by Bhavesh Kansara

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A shriphal’s total weight,
The lumens of a diya,
Is the kalash’s size alright?
Tell me, oh SC dear!

How many grams of pushp should I use?
Any genara & species to peruse?
Will too many colours confuse?
Oh SC, tell me please!

The greenness of a betel,
And radius of the nut,
How should an agarbatti smell?
Oh SC, tell me please!

The exact shade of haldi,
And the diameter of a laddoo,
What viscosity of ghee?
SC, pl give me a clue!

The distance from the murti,
That I should stand & pray,
What Kelvin should be the aarti?
Would is please the SC to say?

If apples are expensive,
Will bananas suffice?
I hope its not offensive,
SC, what is your advice?

When enjoying dry Holi,
What should be the RGB of colours in use?
During a silent Diwali,
Will my singing loudly be abuse?

After eating Diwali sweets,
How much should I poop?
Dear SC, if u decide on that
Please keep me in loop!

Those dandiyas, by the way,
What is their legal size?
How many grams should they weigh?
Oh SC, please make me wise!

Without going to & fro,
Let me ask you outright,
As a Hindu can I grow,
To more than 6 feet height?

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