- Our ‘chimneys’ can fly.
- Our ‘braid’ is buttered.
- ‘Raid’ is a colour.
- Ek pant, Many panty.
- Shembud and Mekud are not Japanese words.
- We wear ‘sleepers’ on our feet.
- Our ‘Undie’ make great omlettes.
- We write with ‘pains’.
- All actors are ‘nuts’, all actresses are ‘nutties’.
- Only we can make ‘flower chi bhaji’.
- We buy ‘saints’ (perfume).
- Our ‘sheeps’ can sail.
- Su, shi are something we do, not eat.
- Our ‘pimps’ are only metal barrels.
- When we say ‘a la carte’, we mean that the neighbourhood naughty boy has come home.
- Chaila does not mean get me tea.
- Our ladies don’t take their husbands name, but they can call them ‘a ho’.